My coworker, Heather, was sharing her AMAZING leftovers with another coworker. This lovely gem was exclaimed right after a shallot fell into the other coworker's hair. Oh, the random awesomeness we witness at work...
He Says, She Says
A virtual quote wall... because some things just need to be brought up again and again.
Friday, February 13, 2015
Saturday, January 3, 2015
"If this is what hate tastes like, I want to eat a Westboro Baptist!"
-Aaron Woodall
Aaron is an old friend of mine from when I lived in Maryland. He is now making his way as an awesome comedian. This quote is from a show he did that I got on DVD for Christmas 2014. He was talking about all the folks boycotting Chik-Fil-A because they have a stance about homosexuality and when he eats there, he has been asked things like, "So, what does hate taste like?"
Friday, December 19, 2014
"Our committees seem to reproduce asexually around here!"
-Said at work by a past supervisor of mine.
Saturday, July 17, 2010
"I want a different dentist; they're all Japanese! The Japanese are building a bomb to drop on Alaska.... They're all Japanese, those people. I want a different dentist!"
The client from the meeting mentioned below said this before having to leave her meeting. Oh how I wish I could crawl in some of our clients' minds for just a short moment to see what's really going on up there.
I had to hide my astonished and humored facial expressions until she left the room. Then I politely busted up in very subdued laughter. Come on, I'm only human. Nobody complained.
"No!"
I was in another client meeting yesterday that involved an entire treatment team. The client lasted all of 10 minutes and then was redirected elsewhere outside the office; it was a 2 hour meeting. Keep in mind that I work mostly with mentally ill adults; this happens more frequently than I wish.
The public appointed guardian was participating by speaker phone and the rest of us were physically there.
The client's case manager said to the team, "She wants a cat". Immediately and very sternly blasted through the speaker phone was the above statement.
Never thought the word "no" could leave such an impact; it was scary and admittedly funny all at the same time.
The public appointed guardian was participating by speaker phone and the rest of us were physically there.
The client's case manager said to the team, "She wants a cat". Immediately and very sternly blasted through the speaker phone was the above statement.
Never thought the word "no" could leave such an impact; it was scary and admittedly funny all at the same time.
Friday, July 16, 2010
"Only what I draw on paper."
One of the clinicians at work asked a client, "Do you ever see anything other people don't see?" and above is what the client calmly and exactly said in response. Goosebumps... it gave me goosebumps.
"I don't hear voices... I listen to my CD player, that's the only voices I hear."
As said by one of my clients during a recent meeting.
"I don't want to go back there."
As said by one of my clients in a calm, reflective manner after sharing a little about his 3 years spent in jail; it touched my heart.
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