My coworker, Heather, was sharing her AMAZING leftovers with another coworker. This lovely gem was exclaimed right after a shallot fell into the other coworker's hair. Oh, the random awesomeness we witness at work...
Friday, February 13, 2015
Saturday, January 3, 2015
Aaron is an old friend of mine from when I lived in Maryland. He is now making his way as an awesome comedian. This quote is from a show he did that I got on DVD for Christmas 2014. He was talking about all the folks boycotting Chik-Fil-A because they have a stance about homosexuality and when he eats there, he has been asked things like, "So, what does hate taste like?"
Friday, December 19, 2014
-A friend's mother
-Said at work by a past supervisor of mine.
"People will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel."
-Diane Von Furstenberg
-Jon Bon Jovi
"It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon."
-Kermit The Frog
"Never be afraid to laugh at yourself. After all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century."
-Dame Edna Everage
-Susan Saint James
"I think miracles exist in part as gifts and in part as clues that there is something beyond the flat world we see."
Saturday, July 17, 2010
"I want a different dentist; they're all Japanese! The Japanese are building a bomb to drop on Alaska.... They're all Japanese, those people. I want a different dentist!"
The public appointed guardian was participating by speaker phone and the rest of us were physically there.
The client's case manager said to the team, "She wants a cat". Immediately and very sternly blasted through the speaker phone was the above statement.
Never thought the word "no" could leave such an impact; it was scary and admittedly funny all at the same time.