"I want a different dentist; they're all Japanese! The Japanese are building a bomb to drop on Alaska.... They're all Japanese, those people. I want a different dentist!"

The client from the meeting mentioned below said this before having to leave her meeting.  Oh how I wish I could crawl in some of our clients' minds for just a short moment to see what's really going on up there.  

I had to hide my astonished and humored facial expressions until she left the room.  Then I politely busted up in very subdued laughter.  Come on, I'm only human.  Nobody complained.