“There’s one in every state! There are fifty two of us!”

-Me

Today is the day after the breakup and I am sitting drowning my sorrows in Moosetracks and Bear Foot Brownie icecream, Oreos, and Nutella with Laurie, Rachel, Nicole, and Michelle. Lovely ladies these are, great friends. We all need some girl time sometimes.

One problem. I'm sensitive to sugar and at this moment, I feel like I'm... drunk, well sort of.

So Laurie said she has a lot of friends named Joanna and I piped up jokingly that there's one in every state that she knows... and then, well, you see what happened. Magically I put in two extra states. Huh, maybe I shouldn't drive home....